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“Thank God for Martin Luther King Jr. People in Egypt know about Dr. King. He wanted a peaceful demonstration and they were part of a peaceful demonstration. Unfortunately, radical Islam did not like...
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Because Everyone Loves A Good Apology
Screwie Louie apologizes for blaming the GOP broads for the failure of passing an abortion ban: “I have nothing but respect for the females in our conference,” continued Gohmert, noting that he...
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*Bangs head on desk*Filed under: Screwie Louie Gohmert, snark, Theocrats
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“May God forgive our Supreme Court majority for its arrogance and its self-apotheosis.” (World Nut Daily—the whole article is just chock full of nutty goodness.)Filed under: marriage equality, Screwie...
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“We could take four heterosexual couples, married, and put them on an island where they have everything they need to sustain life. Then take four all-male couples and put them on an island with all...
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GLENN BECK: I just got an email from Louie Gohmert. He said, last week I announced to the world if the House and Senate will treat Iran — the Iran treaty as a treaty, I will not run for my … Continue...
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Your Daily Gohmert First, the background: Now for the quiz: for 1/10 of 1% of your grade counting towards the midterms, tell us the outcome of Screwie Louie’s version of A Design For Living, how will...
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Screwie Louie was one of only four members of the house to vote against a bill that would have the National Science Foundation recruit women into the sciences. Said Screwie Louie in defending his vote:...
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Jeebus, he thinks The Martian was a documentary? On the plus-side, at least he left his gay Gilligan’s Island metaphor.Filed under: Homophobia, marriage equality, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Y'all Qaeda
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“Now this administration says, ‘We’re going to have the V.A. do sex change operations.’ Really?! Do we not have enough veterans committing suicide without you increasing that 20 times? Enough is...
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Yes, that is our pal Screwie Louie losing his s*** and screaming that Radical Islam killed the gay people in the Orlando nightclub on Latino Night during Gay Pride Month, and you know, not an automatic...
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Texas Theocrat and Representative Screwie Louis is trying some new material for his act at the open mic at the Value Voters Summit: It’s not just that his bit is lame, it’s that he tells the same joke...
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Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the...
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Petunia and Pals: “Trump has said some things that are very vile back when he was supporting people like Bill Clinton. But if you’re Bill Clinton’s big buddy like he was at one time, you’re going to...
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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?
Sean Hannity wants Screwie Louie to be the Speaker of the House: HANNITY, who is close to Trump inner circle, tells @washingtonpost that he'd like Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows or Gohmert to run against...
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Screwy Louie utters them thar majic conjuring words again as he tells us that the Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting is probably another cover-up, “like Benghazi.”Filed under: Screwie Louie Gohmert, snark
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Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us a little bit about that GOP retreat in Philly: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) spoke during the meeting, and said the intelligence community lied about...
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Screwie Louie sends his regrets: Thank you for your recent request to my office for a town hall meeting. Having traveled the entirety of our district so many times during my time in Congress, doing...
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Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ Scratch has a new way to torture ‘n’ torment ol’ Screwie Louie! And there’s your Daily Gohmert, right there. “There’s six to eight weeks, we’re told, before a heartbeat is...
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Happy Hour News Briefs Your Daily Gohmert (Fair Warning! The link goes to Todd Starnes radio show): “The president would have every right – even with the governor’s objection — to put people on our...
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